Alex "A-Rod" Rodriquez and his wife Cynthia (above) are officially separated, according to NY Daily News. Coming off the heels of rumors that A-Rod is having an affair with Madonna, the New York Post is also reporting Cynthia was getting her own piece of strange. And, hey, what do you know? It's freaking Lenny Kravitz:

Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz's pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night. Meanwhile, A-Rod has been in New York with the Bronx Bombers.

The couple's two daughters - 3-year-old Natasha and 2-month-old Ella - remained in Miami, sources said.

Aww, that's nice. While Mommy and Daddy are banging the celebrities of yesteryear, the kids are left with a nanny in Miami. Then again, if my dad abandoned us to nail someone famous, I'd probably understand. Except when he actually did, and it was Mrs. Butterworth's. We had to go on food stamps, you sweet maple homewrecker!

Thanks to Merrelyn for the pic that proves A-Rod hates his penis if he chose Madonna over that. Maybe wear a helmet in the batting cages next time, champ.>