Adnan Ghalib tests boner pills. Let's pause for a moment and reflect on the best lead written in the history of journalism. Fantastic. Anyway, some of you might have heard of this, but apparently Adnan is on a panel of guys who test male enhancement products. You can see his bio on SexHealthReview.com. (He's the third one down. Can't miss him.) Here's what it says in case your work doesn't want you reading about erections:

Occupation: Filmmaker.

Tell Us a Little Something About Yourself:

I work in "the" industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide.

What is Adnan hinting at by saying he works in "the" industry? Does he work in porn? Or is he not only impotent but unable to properly use quotations? I don't see how I'm supposed to trust a guy to inform me about Spermamax when he can't even use the correct punctuation. I don't want to think I'll have "a" massive boner only to find out it's a non-quoted erection. That's just embarrassing.

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