Paris Hilton filed a lawsuit against Hallmark for using her likeness on a greeting card without her permission. Hallmark's lawyers recently responded to the suit and totally owned Paris Hilton in the process. TMZ reports:

The company's motion to dismiss said, "Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."

In layman's terms Hallmark basically asked Paris Hilton to accept the fact she's a press grabbing whore and, also, kindly shut the fuck up. Or something to that effect. It's been a while since I practiced law. Still a tad rusty, but I think I caught the gist of it.



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