Renee Zellweger attended the New York premiere of Bee Movie last night. And, Mary, mother of God, what the hell happened to her? It's almost like she went to her stylist and said, "Make me look like a transsexual. But, you know, more pale." I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and say that Renee Zellweger was abused by a skin pigment at a young age. Either that or she feeds off the fear of children. It's a toss-up, really.