Kim Kardashian attended the LA premiere of Somebody Help Me at the Chinese Theater last night. Fortunately for us she brought her spacious ass. And that's all that really matters. If someone told me Kim Kardashian could talk, I'd ask, "Why? Did her butt fall off and she's trying to tell me where to find it?" Because that's about the only good that could come from her talking. Or maybe if there was a blackout and I needed Kim to describe what her ass looked like, I guess she could do that too. I'm all about inspiring women to dream and achieve and whatever.