New York Yankee Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez's lawyers responded to Cynthia Rodriguez's divorce petition today. Cynthia was asking for "the couple's $12 million waterfront estate and 'equitable distribution' of all assets acquired during the marriage." Except she signed a prenup which A-Rod is sticking to. He's also pushing to have allegations of extramarital affairs stricken from the record because Florida is a no-fault divorce state making the claims "immaterial and impertinent." Also, he doesn't want it legally documented that he banged Madonna. NY Daily News reports:

Rodriguez, whose 10-year, $275 million contract with the Yankees makes him baseball's highest-paid player, says several times in the response he wants the prenup enforced.

"Husband denies any duty to support wife beyond those obligations specifically set out in the parties' prenuptial agreement," the papers say. What those terms are wasn't immediately known, but apparently they don't suit Cynthia. If he has to go to court to fight her challenge to the prenup and wins, he says he's entitled to recover from his wife any "reasonable attorney's fees and costs" he incurs.

It sounds like A-Rod doesn't fuck around. Not counting all those strippers and the Crypt Keeper.

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